You Know You're From New York City When...

You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle
to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can’t find
Wisconsin on a map.
Hookers and the homeless are invisible.
The subway makes sense.
You believe that being able to swear at people in their own
language makes you multi-lingual.
You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".
The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.
You consider Westchester "upstate".
You think Central Park is "nature."
You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking.
You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet
and you think it’s a "steal."
You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times.
You pay more each month to park your car than most people in
the U.S. pay in rent.
You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since
you went away to camp as a kid.
You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans
are heading to bed.
Your closet is filled with black clothes.
You haven't heard the sound of true absolute silence since the 80s,
and when you did, it terrified you.
You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents.
You take fashion seriously.
Being truly alone makes you nervous.
You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.
Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."
America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.
You've gotten jaywalking down to an art form.
You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise.
Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing
on your toes.
$50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.
You have a minimum of five "worst cab ride ever" stories.
You don't notice sirens anymore.
You live in a building with a larger population than most
American towns.
Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean your deli man is Israeli,
your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite
bartender is Irish, your favorite diner owner is Greek, the watchseller on your
corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani, your newsstand guy
is Indian and your favorite falafel guy is Egyptian.
You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.
You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skills.
You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price.
Your door has more than three locks.
Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.
You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.
You run when you see a flashing "Do Not Walk" sign at the intersection.
You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license.
You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available.
You're willing to take in strange people as roommates simply to help pay the rent.
There is no North and South. It's uptown or downtown.
When you're away from home, you miss "real" pizza and "real" bagels.
You know the differences between all the different Ray's Pizzas.
You're not in the least bit interested in going to Times Square on New Year's Eve.
Your internal clock is permanently set to know when Alternate Side of the Street parking
regulations are in effect.
You know what a bodega is.
You know how to fold the New York Times in half, vertically, so that you can read
it on the subway or bus without knocking off other passenger's hats.
Someone bumps into you, and you check for your wallet.....
You cringe at hearing people pronounce Houston St. like the city in Texas
Film crews on your block annoy you, not excite you.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from NYC.

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Your personality rates aseven (you rock)
your best quality isyoure hot but modest about it
your worst quality isyou start conflicts alot
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Your hugs are...gentle
Your eyes...twinkle in the moonlight
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Your smell is...exotic
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Your love is...eternal
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Wooo Hooo

Boo! Hey everyone! Well nothing really happened today! All i did was work work and work.. last night was cool..gots home and watched tv the show sumemrland.. and then stayed up watching i love the 90's where Chris Jericho was on! Ack.. he is so hott! i heart him!

ok.. well i never really wear my hair down.. but i placed gell in my hair.. and it looks really nice.. i usually am i fan of wearing it up.. but not today! it is nice curly and looks wet.. act it is so great! i like it.. i think i am going to do it tom this way too! YaY!..i will have to see if Ken likes

Well i decided since i dont want to head over there.. i will write him a note.. maybe i will drop it off on his car later on! i hope he reads it and not just throws it out! lol but i dont think he will! Let see what else happened today! ack nothing really.. i feel that Joe brings all his friends around who i fucking dont like.. today he brought his friend who was friends with my ex-b/f. He was the guy who everyone remembers.. he was the only one who wrote something weird in the yearbook... which sayed.. liked girls.. and that was it.. yea weird.. welli am getting positive feedback on my hair style.. so far everyone fucking liked it! yay! even Joe.. and that is rare! anywayz! i am out.. going to take some quizzes talk to youz all laterz byez!
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This is the Best quiz

And i actually love the outcome!! Kel i think i will keep you!!!

Stolen From Amy!

Which of your friends would make the best pet?
LJ Username
Favorite Animal
Your pet would be lbchan
His/Her name would be %, The pet formerly known as Sparky
And He/She would be a Pet Rock
His/Her best trick would be Biting your aunt
He/She would cost you $1.96
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Stupid Rain!

Well since it is raining.. that means i dont walk to places, or hang out or anything.. sigh.. which means i didnt get a chance to talk to Ken yet! Sigh.. it is killing me! I gots to see him today though.. well through a window.. and he was jumping in the car with Rocky.. hmm wonder were they went! lol

Last night.. i finally went to go and gets a scanner.. or course it was back ordered.. and i am not really into knowing the high speed best shit and crap like that.. but i hope it works good.. should be getting it monday too! then i can finally post all my personal photos in it and all.. the only thing is that if anyone wants to use it they will just have to tell me! But it is cool!

Watched Raw last night!! You go Lita! I loved how she told Kane of damn basterd! It was good last night.. hated what fucking Evolution did to Eugene.. little fuckers! but Lita was good!

Hmm.. gots to work today! sounds like fun huh? People were in another bitch mood well at the end of the day.. damn i am telling you.. they are all like light switches over here.. nice one min.. and nasty little bitches the next! Anywayz! I am going home! finally and getting away from this hell hole!

Hope is so happen to bump into Ken! But of course that wont happen.. i was going to tell him that i wanted to hang out Thursday but that doesnt give him enough time or anything.. maybe i will tell him Tuesday nxt week.. ack.. i cant wait though..i will be so nervouse that i wont even fucking eat but i know i will talk ALOT! lol.. anywayz.. i am bouncing! (ack Jon language again) talk to you all laterz bYe!
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Well me and Kelly were supposed to chill out today.. but of course it is raining so we arent. YAY! gots to see Ken this morning :smiles: but he was sitting all the way in teh body shop and i didnt want to interupt or anything. ack.. how am i going to get a hold of this man!

Welll evreyone is really bitchy today!! Must be the weather? Little fuckers!! Damn bitches.. you know what suxs.. i just got hit in the ass with a Bee Bee gun by wonderful Joe.. aww dont i want to kill him :shakes Head yes: well that hurt like a bitch.. and it was on high power too.. well he ran for his life wait until i get a hold of that little basterd! Well now i am going to bounce talk to you all later..

Thinking of Bouncing.. Kel told me that Nikki saw Jonanthan in LI.. YAY!! he is back.. i just hope that we dont come incontact with each other! anywayz laterz
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Joey's BBQ

Saturday: Joey's BBQ Today! Well i didnt get there until 2:30 and then Kelly came. It was really fun. Ray (some guy who was really hott!! that reminded me of Matt from Tough Enough 3) aww he was so cute! Well Ray was fighting in the pool with this other guy. Ohh man! they were so wasted it was so funny! The food was really good. Kel and I played volleyball together, then we gained a 4 year old member but man was he abusive so we quite. But later on I teamed up with hoe and Kel teamed up with Maria and we played Volleyball! The around 10 at night Kelly, joe and I decided to head into the beer infested pool.. from Kel’s experience she said that it didn’t taste like beer.. sigh kelly. Joe left the pool because it got cold and we stayed in longer. Then we walked kel home since it was so nice out and that was about 11 and there we met up with her mom! Kelly it would have been really funny if you chased after that car! Lol and by the way Kelly you look really good for 75 years old.. oh man oh man.. I hope I look that good when I reach that age!

I got home about 12ish because I need to get the New York post since Courtney Love was on the front cover. Then I went and stayed up until 3 watching tv.. rock on!

Sunday: My grandfather’s birthday was today! This was cool, forgot all about it and had to run to Kohl’s to pick up a shirt. At 4:00 they had a BBQ which was really good, it was cold out though. But it was cool because I kind of didn’t want to. Since Joe and Tom were in it. But it was good, I hung out and got eaten by bugs. Sighfor dessert I got to sit on the big chair and a looked on the floor for one seconds and all of a sudden I felt someone sitting on my lap. Sigh of course it was Joey! There weren’t enough chairs so I had to share. But it is cool. When I got home about 11 and gots to watch a movie.. Raymond called me and I forgot to call him back!

Friday Night: Ok well since Joey’s party was Saturday my mom and I decided that we would stay and help set up. Well we had dinner first and then we set up all 60 chairs and all the tables. After that we had to go and run to get some stuff from bjs. Well, of course lil Joe was with us and well him and all his hugging does drive me crazy! But it is better than him being nasty! Well after that we got home around 11:30 then Louis and Jonanthan showed up after all the work was done. I got home about 12ish.. which was great.. and I was wide awake.. so great!
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Lets Give It A Whirl...

Dont know if this is going to work.. but lets give it a whirl!

Stolen From : Comadrug235

1. Have you ever seen me with my shirt off?
2. Describe me in four adjectives.
3. If we could spend a day together what would we do?
4. Have we ever gotten in a fight?
5. If you could give me a present what would it be?
6. Would you hug me?
7. What can you see me doing in ten years?
8. Pick out an outfit you would like to see me in.
9. What song would you dedicate to me?
10. What do you love about me?
11. What do you hate about me?
12. What is my best quality?
13. Have you ever had a dream with me in it?
14. Could I beat you up?
15. Am I your hero? If so, why?
16. Give me a nickname:
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